rohit khaitan
03-19-2007, 09:47 AM
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
>woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance
>is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store
>ONLY ONCE!
>
>There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
>shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may
choose
>any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor,
>but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman
goes
>to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
>
>On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
>
>The second floor sign reads:
>Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
>
>The third floor sign reads:
>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
>extremely good looking.
>
>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
>She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead
>good looking and help with the housework.
>
>"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>
>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead
>gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
>
>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign
>reads:
>Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this
>floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
>please.
>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit
>the building, and have a nice day!
>woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance
>is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store
>ONLY ONCE!
>
>There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
>shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may
choose
>any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor,
>but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman
goes
>to the Husband Store to find a husband. .
>
>On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
>
>The second floor sign reads:
>Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
>
>The third floor sign reads:
>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
>extremely good looking.
>
>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
>She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead
>good looking and help with the housework.
>
>"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>
>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead
>gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
>
>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign
>reads:
>Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this
>floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
>please.
>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit
>the building, and have a nice day!