megri
01-17-2005, 05:54 AM
POKER (http://www.indiabook.net/web_directory/casinos_gambling.html) JOKES
A tourist walks into a bar sees a dog sitting in a chair, playing poker (http://www.cluboo.com/directory/casino_and_gambling.html). He asks the bartender,
"Is that dog really playing poker?"
"Yeah," nods the bartender, "but he's not too good.
Whenever he has a good hand, he starts wagging his tail."
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Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game?
A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
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Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite card game?
A: Poker.
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Q: Why don't the animals play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.
***
A tourist walks into a bar sees a dog sitting in a chair, playing poker (http://www.cluboo.com/directory/casino_and_gambling.html). He asks the bartender,
"Is that dog really playing poker?"
"Yeah," nods the bartender, "but he's not too good.
Whenever he has a good hand, he starts wagging his tail."
***
Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game?
A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
***
Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite card game?
A: Poker.
***
Q: Why don't the animals play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.
***