An Accountant

[pankaj]

An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old".
"Where did you get this exact information?"
"I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old."

[India1989]

That's good one. Lol.

[pankaj]

Here is second one.........



A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.

Her friend asks, "Didn't your company hire an accountant a short while ago?"

The business owner replies, "That's the accountant I've been searching for."

[megrisoft]

Nice. Pankaj keep on posting the jokes & make them other laugh. :D :D

[pankaj]

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"

[arti]

Good joke,keep on posting jokes like these and make people laugh as LAUGHTER :D IS THE BEST MEDICINE.

[pankaj]

Keep laughing .................

Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer

[megrisoft]

ha.. ha.. ha..

[pankaj]

Keep Laughing ...................


Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."

Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible