Boys & Girls Big Fight

[sunilkumar]

The problems with GIRLS

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, she says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with her., she says u don't Love me;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROU BLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST me.
If u SCOLD her, than u are idiot;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS his, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD boy;
If his father SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT them, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

As I had not posted all the above thing on this forum, the girls will swear that it's not true....... but if It was not posted than they would have said boys are selfish.....

It me Cool...! ... What about you girls...?

Na nana NA NA... :D

[Priyanka]

After Marriage Boys First 6 weeks , than 6 months, than 6 years

Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:
6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.

Cooking:
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home???

TV:
6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.

We are Hot and We can make you hot ..now what you say boys....?
La lala LA LA...:D

[sunilkumar]

One day at work I ran into bharat. We chatted over lunch and he dropped a bombshell on me. "sunny" he said, "Mamta and I are going to get a divorce".

I was stunned. "Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together"

"Well" he said, "ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night and more. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest in the stock market."

"Are you a little bitter because she spent so much time trying to change you." I probed.

"Nah, I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me." ....he he ..:D

We are Boys ... difficult to change ... still cool... Now say how are you..:D

[Playboy2]

>>What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?

>>At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

>>At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

>>At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

>>At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

>>At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

>>At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

>>At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!
................................................. :D he he :D

[Priyanka]

When A Boy

When a Boy is quiet
He has nothing to say...

When a Boy is not arguing,
he not in the mood of arguing.

When a boy look at u with eyes full of question,
He is really confused...

When a Boy answer "i m fine' after a few second,
He is actually fine...

When a boy stare at you,
He is either amazed or angry.

When a Boy lay in your lap,
He is wishing for you to be his forever..

When a Boy calls you everyday
He is spending a lot of talk time to get your attention..

When a boy sms's u everyday
He is forwarding them...

When Boy say I love you,
It's not the first time....

When a Boy says that he can't live without you,
He has made up his mind that you are his for at least a week.


When A Girl

When a girl is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.

When a girl is not arguing
She is thinking deeply

When a girl looks at u with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answer "I m fin' after few seconds,
She is not at all fine.

When girls stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl calls you everyday
She is seeking for your attention.

When a girl sms's u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once.

When girl say I love you,
She means it.

When a Girl says that she can't live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her future.

When a girl say 'I miss you'
No one in this world can miss you more than her........

Boys Are Liar :rolleyes:

[sunilkumar]

THIS IS WHY GUYS ARE STILL ALONE:

U have to think twice b4 committing to a North Indian Girl

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.

5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.

6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her gray hair.

7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.

8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.

9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south india until she met you.

10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to "walk out"

11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.

12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and "How are you"
13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson.

WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL-FRIEND

1. Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras /Anna University.

2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..."

3. She shudders if you use four letter words.

4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her hair.)

5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.

6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.

7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)

8. When she mixes milk and rice you are never sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself.

9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet.

10. She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive.

11. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.

12. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')

13. She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie.

14. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.

15. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it ..

16. Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.

17. She is more educated than you. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you...

Boys are not liar ... Girls ask them lot of question ... so boys says something which is totally irrelavent to their question... :D .. and then girl get confused

[India1989]

ACtually girls are the one who most of the time causes hurt to guys feelings. They cannot be trusted easily. The girls sometimes fails to understand that who will give her real love and always does wrong decision.

[Priyanka]

The Mermaid!

There were three men fishing in a boat.
One felt a tug and reeled in his line. He had caught a beautiful mermaid.
She squirmed and struggled and tried to break free but he wouldn't let her go.

Finally she said "I'll give you anything you can wish for if you'll let me go.
"Okay," said the First man, "I want my IQ doubled."
So she did and he goes off on Shakespeare and all kinds of complicated things.

The mermaid goes to leave and the second man grabs her.
"Hey, I'm not going to let you go until I get a wish too."
"Fine," she said, "What do you want?" "I want my IQ tripled."
So she triples his IQ and he goes off solving
all these problems and mathmatical equations.

"I suppose you want a wish too?" the mermaid said to the last man.
"You bet I do, I want my IQ timed by 10!"
"Ummm I don't think you do," said the mermaid.
"It'll change your whole aspect on life."
And although she tried to talk him out of it, that's what he wanted.

So she gave him his wish and *POOF*
He turned into a woman... :D

Girls are best....:p so am I

[venky]

Boy this stuff is funny.
This should probably go to Jokes section :)

[abhiace9]

no wonder this is the most active forums...

but its good
its funny
and its humorous..

good going!!!!

:D

[Priyanka]

TOP TEN REASON WHY GOD CREATED EVE

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.

8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.

7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's dentist's or haircut appointment by himself.

6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."

And finally, the #1 reason why God created Eve....

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"

[nameeta]

Priyanka

Great going keep it up.I am waiting for more from you.Let us see what sunil can reply to this. :p

[sunilkumar]

MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A BACHELOR GUY

a) Bank Balance
First Week 20000
Second Week 2000
Third Week 200
Fourth Week 20

b) Conveyance
First Week Auto ("I can afford it")
Second Week Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
Third Week Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")
Fourth Week Walk ("Good for health"

c) Girl Friends
First Week Eena , Meena & Tina ("I can BUY love")
Second Week Meena &Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
Third Week Tina ("I am loyal to her")
Fourth Week "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

d) Mobile Maintenance
First Week Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third Week Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth Week Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

e) Boozing
First Week "Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!
Second Week "Man, there is nothing in Goa . Let's go to Mysore ."
Third Week "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself.
Fourth Week What say?" "Drinking is injurious to health."


MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A BACHELOR Girls

a) Bank BalanceFirst Week 20000
Second Week 20000
Third Week 20000
Fourth Week 20000

b) Conveyance
First Week A uto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
Second Week A uto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
Third Week A uto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
Fourth Week A uto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")

c) Girl Friends
First Week Abhinav , saleem, Peter
Second Week Sachin, sumeet, vinay
Third Week Abhijeet, Ram, christopher
Fourth Week Arun , Saketh, vimal..

d) Mobile Maintenance
First Week Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
Second Week Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
Third Week Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
Fourth Week Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)

e) Boozing
First Week "Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!
Second Week "Come, let's go to Kulu and freak out!
Third Week "Come, let's go to Shimla and freak out!
Fourth Week "Come, let's go to darjling and freak out!

:p.. Furrrrr..........

[megrisoft]

A full moon realizing
That the night is more fun
When it plays hide and seek
With the stars
Or
A man realizing
That life is more fun
When he plays the game of love
With his smoochie girl

A flake of snow in falling flight
Fantasizing about landing
Upon the earth
And melting slowly
From the warmth of mother nature
Or
A man of romance in romantic flight
Fantasizing about landing
Upon his lady’s bosom
And forever melting
From the natural heat
Emanating from her loving heart

A cloud floating about
On a midsummer day, looking upward
Wondering, what it would be like
To be married to the sky
Or
A man floating about on cloud nine
Wondering, what it would be like
To look deep, into the skylit eyes
Of his ladylove
As they jump
Over the matrimonial broomstick
And sweep away all doubts
As to whether or not
They will be together forever
In wedded bliss

Which is more beautiful?
I'll let you decide, who the winner is

But know this
A man is always a winner
When there is a lady
In his life to love

Its Girl who always win....

[Playboy2]

You are correct megrisoft.... every big fight ends with women words and if man say something after her .... women will definatley going to reply ... :D

conclusion girls/female/women always win...

[sunilkumar]

See The difference between Girl & boy...

[1] You throw a little girl a ball, and it will probably hit her in the nose.

[2] You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose.

..Boys Don't Cry ... They fight

[India1989]

Boys can understand situation and others. But girls don't. They just look for what they need.

[Priyanka]

Playboy2 you said every big fight ends with women words .. But on this thread of forum i can see boys are shouting to much ... more then girls .....:D

Just read below...

Man : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When woman asked him what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

Male always say PJ and think that, it is quality of good sense of humor....:D

sunilkumar you said .....Boys Don't Cry ... They fight

But Playboys2 conclusion is girls/female/women always win...

India1989 women understand more than man... common proverb used by man "Nari ko vishwamitr nahi samaj paya tho may kya samjhungaa"
vishwamitr was saint who was not able to understand female ... :D

So its useless to fight with me ... coz i am going to win ....:D

[India1989]

that proverb is a past thingy. Nowadays all womens are all about selfish needs. you have money you get girls, you don't have money girls won't notice you. that is the real world.

[Priyanka]

India1989 (sumo) women are not selfish they are smart now... they prefer guys those who are economically strong, You will understand this when you will be father of any daughtrer.

Indian1989 read the below written thing... You will not going to blame female in matter of money ....

Dad : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : I want to choose my own bride.
Dad : But the girl is Ambani's daughter.
Son : Well, in that case......yes.

Next, the dad approaches Mukesh Ambani

Dad : I have a husband for your daughter.
Ambani : But my daughter is too young to marry.
Dad : But this young man is a vice- President of the World Bank.
Ambani : Ah, in that case.....yes.

Finally, the dad goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Dad : I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
President : But I already have more vice-presi! dents than I need.
Dad : But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law.
President : Ah, in that case.......yes.

Ladke aaj ke Ladke Akal say khali Jeb say kadke...:p

Sorry for Using Mukesh Ambani (Reliance Owner) name in my post ... Ambaniji don't take it personal....

[megrisoft]

nice one priyanka.

[sunil]

Ladke aaj ke Ladke Akal say khali Jeb say kadke...:p


Gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... :mad: .. :mad:

[sunilkumar]

Boys grow their fingernails long because they're too lazy to cut them.

Girls grow their fingernails long - not because they look nice -but because they can dig them into a boys arm.

Pinky give me HUG :p ... :D

Larki aaj ki Larki Sakal say bandar, Himmat say chachundar.. :D

[India1989]

hahahaha. nice one sunilkumar.

[megrisoft]

ha!! ha!! ha!! :D

IT WASN'T FUNNY SUNIL :mad:

[Priyanka]

Girls are attracted to boys, even at an early age.

At an early age, boys are attracted to dirt.

Sunny growup & take a bath .... :p... You smell bad ... :D

[sunilkumar]

Not Every Tree can Stands Thirst …But Cactus Did it.

Not Every Animals can Represent Majestic…But Lion Did it.

Not Every Flower Can Represent Love….But Roses Did it.

Not Every Monkey Can Reply to my message on this thread…But You Did it !!!!! ;) ..:D

Jor ka Jhatka Dhiray say ....

[Priyanka]

Jor ka Jhatka ... i will give u.....

14th Feb. is coming (i.e. valentine day)..............

My sincere advice to all boys/sunny/India1989 etc.......

Prevention is better than cure..........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So all males should wear helmet & life saving jacket will giving rose and proposing any girl.... :D

[sunilkumar]

Pinky .... My VALENTINE DAY SPECIAL Latest proposal idea..!!

I feel like cursing you, for all the sleepless nights that you have given me,....
"you'll have a son, who will go mad behind my daughter, just like the way I am mad for you"
....but then......why trouble those innocent ones....come lets make them brothers and sisters ....

Pinky <--- sunny deemak ki baati jaladay ;)

[sunil]

Larki aaj ki Larki Sakal say bandar, Himmat say chachundar.. :D

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[megrisoft]

:) GIRLS ARE BEST :)

"Maybe I wear baggies
and white socks with flip-flops,
maybe I don't like listening to rave
and I'm not on the social mountaintops,
maybe I don't care about the things
that make your worlds twirl,
maybe you look at me and think:
Gee, what a nothing girl.

Maybe I like giving smiles
which seems to be a sin today,
and maybe I allow my imagination
to sometimes run away,
maybe you don't understand this
and that's why you cannot see,
if this make me a nothing girl,
hey, that's ok with me!

The world makes you believe
your personality mustn't be detected,
your face must be picture perfect
and wear cloths just the best, to be accepted.
Maybe I look at you
and feel sorry that you're blind,
robots you have became,
yourself you'll never find.

God made you, as well as me,
this means I am something,
the world is a liar
and if I must be a nothing
for you to see it,
then so be it!"

[India1989]

nice poem megrisoft.

see guys are good poets too.

i don't know any famous girl poets in the world.

no i am not criticizing you people but saying that we have more qualities then you do.
lol.
just jokes

girls and guys are equal.

[Monalisa]

:) LIFE is small live it.
LOVE is short flirt it.
ANGERS is ingerous dump it.
MEMORIES are sweet cherish it.
GIRLs is the best accept it. :) :) :)

[sunil]

:) LIFE is small live it.
LOVE is short flirt it.
ANGERS is ingerous dump it.
MEMORIES are sweet cherish it.
GIRLs is the best accept it.

Best ever joke posted on this fantastic forum.
I hope to see few more from you MONALISA.... :D

[Monalisa]

Very funny, I think your are the [ B]biggest joke[/B] of the whole world[/I. Its not a joke. It's a realty. It's not a mistake of you. Its' a mistake of your teacher who don't teach you the greatness and sacrifice of girls.

:) [I]BAAT YE JAN LO GIRLS ARE THE BEST MAAN LO :)

[India1989]

seriously man monalisa is a good joker. post some more jokes.

[Monalisa]

firstly I want to tell you that i am not a man and even i also not a woman, i am a sweet girl.

[sunilkumar]

I am a boy & On Valentine's Day...I'm posting this Valentine's Day message across the miles...along with a warm hug and a smile...:) i hopes that it will bring lots of love and warmth your way...and all you wish for on Valentine's Day! ...Happy Valentine's Day .. to all girls ... ;)
Well i do have heart ...:p and i am male .....

We do fight but we know .... our limit ... :)...

[sunilkumar]

Type Of Girls~*~

HARD DISK GIRLS: she remembers everything, FOREVER

RAM GIRLS: she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS: everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER GIRLS: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

INTERNET GIRLS: Difficult to access

SERVER GIRLS: Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS: She make horrible things look beautiful

CD-ROM GIRLS: She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL GIRLS: Of Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

VIRUS GIRLS: Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try uninstalling her you will lose everything...

[India1989]

lol that's a good one.

[Priyanka]

Yes sunny boy should know their limit... :D

One More type of Girl is

Monitor Girl: All Males like to see her (Beautiful girl)

You dress your little girl in her Easter Sunday best, and she'll look just as pretty when you finally make it to church an hour later.

You dress a boy in his Easter Sunday best, and he'll somehow find every mud puddle from your home to the church, even if you're driving there.

Boys take a bath & wash your face...

Most baby girls talk before boys do...

All boys are dabu & you all need mentos (Deemak ki bati Jaladay..:D)

Koyi hero yahan koyi zero yahan, Koyi star hai koyi bekar hai, May kon hun tum say may kya kahun ...sach tho yea hai doston .. I am the best... I am the best

Girls are best...:p

[sunilkumar]

Married man live longer than single men do,
but married man r lot more willing to die ...

I hope pinky understand what i mean to say..

Boys are Smart .... :D

[Priyanka]

Defination of bachelor: a man who has miss the opportunity to make some women miserable.

If boys are smart then they can understand what I say ...:p

Sunny/boys Two most important thing you should do when you wake up:
(1) pray that you may live.
(2) take bath so that other may live too!

Girls are not dabu :p

[sunil]

BTW who is Sunny and who is Pinky... :D

[sunilkumar]

The tragedy of females’ life: when someone loves them, they don't realize it. When they realize it its too late. They always love the one who leaves them and they leave the one who loves them.

Hey i am to good..SUNIL means
S-Smart
U-Understanding
N-Nice
I-Intelligent
L-Loveable ...

hey girls u r thinking of me ...i said many time boys are to good ... ha ha

Pinki Means

P-Pagal
I-Idiot
N-Notorious
K-krewl
I-Ignorant..:D ... ha ha ha

Girl means

G-Gun
I-In
R-Room
L-Lying 4 no use...:D :p

BOY Means
B-Bold
O-Obidient
Y-Yours forever.. Just like me ;)

A Kya bolti tum ... ==> girls/pinky

[Priyanka]

Every body likes some one nice, cute, charming, caring, intelligent Why always me/Girls?

Pinki stand for

P-Pyari
I-Indian
N-Naughty
K-Kool
I-Intelligent...

sunil stand for :rolleyes:

S-Shamless
U-ul-lu
N-Nalayak
I-Idiot
L-liar

Girl means

G-Good
I-Intelligent
R-Romantic
L-Lovable just like me

BOY means :D

B-Bad
O-Owl
Y-Yours for never.

Yea Dekh may jo boli .he he he :D..:p ==> sunny/boys

[sunilkumar]

How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believes that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing..:D :D

[Priyanka]

Question: Why were males created before females?

Answer: Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

[India1989]

lol the fighting's still going on. lol. that's good. keep it up both of the different species.

[spidergal]

Interesting thread!

Bookmark

[sunilkumar]

spider gal is here with some web to catch his pray ...:D girl don't have any other work they spread their web.. or net .....

[Priyanka]

If Girls spread their web ... then boys are such a idiotic fool they get traped in it.

You are not going to win from us (i.e. girls) ..:p

[Priyanka]

Character & stupidity of boy
=====================

A Boy/man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waiting 4 autumn.... ...:D

[sunilkumar]

very funny....:D he he he he

[Genius Girl]

Hi friends
i want say really very very nice thread
i like it too much thanx for u all specialy sunilkumar
really great choice http://www.humpakistani.com/voiceforums/images/smilies/giggle.gif
but still girls smart and genius more than guys
girls better & lovely more than guys
girls always the best

http://www.humpakistani.com/voiceforums/images/smilies/;angel.gif

[anilgx]

HELLO everyone, ;)

This is Anil from bangalore

nice thread, enjoyed a lot

first post by me so wont comment on anyone

can i join the party guys, i will back you up sunilkumar

every species know boys are the best, and we win everytime but only some girl species wont accept it, thats it

bye for now ;)

[josh]

1. boys kick bikes n then use them

2. boys use gals n then kick them.

[vedu]

No not for automn
he is waiting for next purified version of that picture... :D :eek:

boys r not so hungry as gls thought 4 them :)

ved :cool:

[josh]

G- gadhi
I - insane
R- roaches
L- lafangi


:p

[vedu]

Boys know his responsibolities, and try to accomplish it. :)
Girls think her duties as boys responsiblities and try to accomplish it by boys. :p

since girls are always "KAMCHOR" :eek:
so
B 4 Boys
B 4 Best

[sunilkumar]

CHECK THIS OUT!

How to make a woman happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a good mother
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY?!!!!!

AMAZINGLY TRUE, ISN'T IT!....:D

Girls are never happy...:D

[josh]

hey vedu u got msn or sumthing?

i m bored plz talk 2 me

[vedu]

Good servey sameer

Girls are always search for her freedom

but with such a partner who can cash this freedom.

she dont like ur freedom :mad:

she want to play a role of

"HUNTER WALI BAI " :eek:

[josh]

girls are always happy being wid me , so dey dont need anthing else :cool:

[josh]

hey sunil kumar , how do u get such kinda stuffs?

[vedu]

If a girl wear spects
she think she is most intellegent girl of the world.

if she avoid to wear spects
she think she is look more beutiful now

if she dressed up very hot
she think she is looking different

if she is not dressed up
she is sure to simplicity is the best

means according to girls
"Chit bhi meri
Pat bhi meri
Aur anti mere Boy friend ki " (means meri hi)

[Priyanka]

I am seeing lot of boys are shouting on this forum .....

Now see how boys are ....

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

See how duffer boys are...

BOY : Say you love me! Say you love me!
GIRL : You love me...

Well Girls are always smart...:D

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

Boys Akal say khali aur zeb say kadke ....

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon?? ...

.......:D

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

....:D... & when he will return girl will get some one else..;)

Jo humay jangaya vo jan say gaya .......

[sunilkumar]

Girl/Pinky you talk to much


Girl : "Boy, you talk a lot !"
Boy : "It's a family tradition".
Girl : "What do you mean?"
Boy : "Madam, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Girl : "What about your mother?"
Boy : "She is a woman (female)". .........:D

Hum hai Hum baki sab pani kum

[Priyanka]

Boys are never loyal

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Boys Be loyal to your self Girl are always best...:D

[sunilkumar]

Why Girls speak to much ...?...:D

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

Pinky you speak to much

[Priyanka]

On this forum boys are shouting more than gal and sunny your are saying i am talking to much .... Mentos nahi khya kya sunny ?...:D

you know what boys say

They are dark and handsome
Yeaa when it is dark they are handsome

Boys those who are shouting on this thread and saying boys are best are living proof that man can live without brain....

Few male those who are shouting that boys are better than gals are kind of a man that we can use as a blueprint to build idot....

How boys came here? .... I thought Zoo was closed..... :eek:

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in Boys case they're nothing

Boys Keep talking; someday you Boys 'll say something intelligent!

Sunny you said hum hai hum baki sab pani kam .....

Then listen Ladki na hogi tum say kam bharvayegi pani tumko hardam ...

...Now Don't think, it may sprain your brain!....

Girls are the best

[indian lady]

All u said in the first page is right , sunilkumar.

But ... also

Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.


Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.


Men are like ........ Coffee ...... The best ones are rich, warm, &can keep you up all night long.


Men are like ........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.


Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.



Men are like ........ Popcorn ........ They satisfy you, but only for a little while.



Men are like ........ Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last

[vedu]

Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.

"Ladko ke pas faltu ka time nahi rahata"
Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.

"Jo change ho gaya wo ladka nahi raha...
Ladki ho gaya"


Men are like ........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

"Women are like Lawyers, they understand only false statements"


Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

"shame u girls . Atleast dont talk about clothes..
Jinke Ghar Seese Ke Hote He...
Ve Doosaro ke Gharon Me Patthar Nahi Feka Karte"



Men are like ........ Popcorn ........ They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Ur expectations is too high
only machines can do it..

Men are like ........ Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last

and women are like rain...
u never make her happy without fall with her

[miqsh]

encore! encore! encore!

[indian lady]

Please, Don't use Hindi in ur comments , cause there r of course a foreign members within u , who want to share and be one of u ,like me.( if u don't want to fire me!!!)

[miqsh]

:confused: doesn't "indian lady" suggest that u are indian and not a foreigner to understand hindi??? :confused:

[India1989]

man this is all so confusing. childish play. Lets say this. girls are good. Now lets enjoy with girls cause they are good.

i dont' get it. guys say guys are good. Are you gonna get a guy then. for me GIRLS ARE GOOD AND I AM GONNA GET A GIRL.

now people please don't jump on me and start countering my statements. I am tired and dont' feel like arguing. Already argued a lot today. my god!!!

[miqsh]

not arguing. but can't we have a little fun. no offense but that is a human tendency. you are one of the exception okay.

[India1989]

lol. that was one of my arguments. human tendency!!! My god you make me laugh with your scientific words miqsh.

[mm7u7]

I like this forum, too.
it is lively

[India1989]

yup it is lively. so wats up people. Why is everyone so quite. Was my argument the last argument. Was that too much? WAs it? hahahaha.

[vedu]

Sorry Indian lady

this is my mistack that i feel there is onlu hindi known persons.

but it is also true that u redirect the topic.

if u dont understand hindi then i can write all quotes in english also.

But that sence will be lost.
and then it will only just 'translation'.

well if u can understand my last message then can u answer it.

can u ?

[sunilkumar]

Take out some time and read this to the end. It is a cute story. which was send to me by sweet girl... she is in usa

Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?

Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really like you..

Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?

Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.

Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!

Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful,

......... because your voice is sweet,

......... because you are caring,

......... because you are loving,

......... because you are thoughtful,

......... because of your smile,

......... because of your every movements.

The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer. Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went into the coma stage . The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:

Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you. Because of your care and concern that I like you.. Now that you cannot show them, therefore cannot love you. Because of your smile, because of your every movements that I love you..Now can you smile? Now can you move? No, therefore, I cannot love you... If love needs a reason, like now, there is no reason for me to love you anymore. Does love need a reason? NO! Therefore, I still love you... And love doesn't need a reason

With love always,
Forever yours.

Relationships are hard to handle......might even seem impossible at times. There will be many fights and many quarrels,many disagreements and many tears.....The easiest thing would be to give up. But if we spent half the energy we use in fighting with eachother, and spend that energy in fighting to keep the relationship strong, then that is love. Remember, in a relationship, giving up is not the solution Disagreements, fights and quarells will always be there. But you must always fight harder to stay together. Some fights are truly worth fighting !

" Sometimes the best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, cannot be touched, but can be felt in the heart "

[India1989]

o o. whats up ladies. too much for you girls. nice one sunilkumar. Anything to counter it.

[vedu]

Really a Good Story. Love need not to a reason.
and it is not a methematical equation
so that u proof for it..


very good sunil

[rohit khaitan]

Understanding a Woman


We need REALLY MEANS I want



You want REALLY MEANS You need

It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now.


We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain



Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later.



You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot.



Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to.



I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron!



You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period.



Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed



This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house.



You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me.

Yes REALLY MEANS No

No REALLY MEANS No

Maybe REALLY MEANS No

I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep.



Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive.



How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like.



I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while.

Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful.



I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it.



Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.



I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.



All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?
:D :D :D


Hey i was not a party to this fight. But i think its contagious..
:D After all how long can i go on taking this crap from you girls

[miqsh]

nice ideas in that short paragraph of urs. good to know that even people who seem to be distant with these ideas are too irritated and are urged to retaliate.

[vedu]

Girls of this forum like priyanka

why u all are so much silent

what happend.


KYU , BOLTI BAND HO GAYEE ?

[vedu]

BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS
TURN GUYS DOWN!
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours!!



HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!



HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!



HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!



HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!



HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!



HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.



HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .



HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
(and men who may appreciate good humor)

[Vincent_Liu]

sweet!
so great!

[miqsh]

ingeniously!!!!

[vedu]

Words to remember for a while


BOYS are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The girls don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that
are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy to get.So the apples at the
top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are
amazing. That is why we just have to be a little patient find the right
girl. The one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come
someday...
Send this to all the boys who know that they are at the top of the tree.

[sajal]

BHAKT : Bhagwan mujhe dard de, dukh de, tension de, mujhe barbad kar de, mere peche bhut laga de.

BHAGWAAN :ABE SALE EK LINE ME BOL TUJHE BIWI CHAIYEE.

[raj]

i agree with all what is said about women by men here, they have the best ability of manuplation and are very opportunist.

"the more i know about women, the more i love my dog"

[Priyanka]

Difference between attitude of a boy & girl Love story...... There was a blind boy who used to hate everyone except his Girlfriend........He always used to say that I’ll marry you if I could see!! Suddenly one day some one donated him eyes.......and then when he saw his Girlfriend......he was astonished to see that his Girlfriend was also Blind........ His Girlfriend then asked...WILL YOU MARRY ME NOW? he simply Refused.......... The Girl went away saying....JUST TAKE CARE OF MY EYES!!

Raj Why you want to know women?... better know your DOG .....

Coz you only deserve Dogs...:D

[rohit khaitan]

Lol priyanka.

Your story was sweet. But i dont think girls are that magnanimous as well.. :)

This is 21st century freind. wake up :D

[sunilkumar]

Just know some thing more about women
===============================

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

...:D :D

Always Friend Sunilkumar

[Priyanka]

Hey sunny ;) you can also know .... :D some more thing about MEN


1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

Friend Priyanka

[Kabir]

Hello Priyanka,

Coz you only deserve Dogs...:D

Gar na honge hum, to bahut pachtaoge.
Nakhre jahan bhar ke, fir kise dikhaoge.

But I agree with you. Dogs are better than women.

Here is why:

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

Dogs love it when your friends come over.

Dogs like it when you leave things all over the floor.

Dogs are fine with excess body hair.

Dogs get excited when you take out the leash and choker chains.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs like it when you leave the toilet seat up.

The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

Anyone can get a good-looking dog.

Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you have ever had.

Cheers

[Priyanka]

Agar hum na hongay tho tum bhi bohut pachtao gay
Yuhi jindagi bhar kutton sayhee dil behalaogay.....

I hope you will agree on this also...

Men are better than Dogs for female...

Here is why:

Man don’t have right to forgive coz they are slave so we can play with any one ;)

Men are jealous when your other Male friends come over.

Men clean it when we leave things all over the floor they are fast learner.

Men are fine with excess body hair... ;)

Men are on their toe when we take them out without leash and choker chains our eyes are good enough to show them direction.

Man leave toilet seat up, but they have good brain then dog so easy to teach them.

We hate when men are late... slave and servant should work for you not for other....

Any gal can get an idiot good-looking slave better than dog.

Man wants to know about every other man you have ever... they give more attention then dog to us.

Kabir god bless you with dog and me with one slave (man) ...:D

[Yash Preet]

ohhhhhhhh
God by boys are made!

I can't understand the Psychology of boys!
They say something else & doing something else. :p

[sunilkumar]

 WOMEN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

[Priyanka]

 MEN: The most easily accessible bank known to women....

Men ==> ATM (ALL TIME MONEY)

[vedu]

EMOTIONAL BLACKMAILING AND FLIRTING ==> THE ATM CARD OF WOMEN ALLOWED IN MAN ATM :D

[sunilkumar]

We always hold hands of our girl friend/ wife. If we let go, they will do shoping. ...

[indian lady]

I'm so happy that I have my own money, and no one hold my hand even my father or my mother.. :D

[sunilkumar]

Same thing with me Mina..:D

By the way ...one day you will have some boy friend or hubby at that time he has to hold your hand ... otherwise your hand will go into his wallet ...:D ...

[indian lady]

Just if his salary is more than mine..that time his two hands will not be able to hold me :D

[sunilkumar]

ha ha ha ha ..:D

Mina than he will say to you.....

"Every morning I pray to God that everybody should get a Girl Friend/ Wife like you.... Because .........Why should only i suffer? "

[Priyanka]

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free....

Sunny got it....?

[rohit khaitan]

Agar hum na hongay tho tum bhi bohut pachtao gay
Yuhi jindagi bhar kutton sayhee dil behalaogay.....

I hope you will agree on this also...

Men are better than Dogs for female...

Here is why:

Man don’t have right to forgive coz they are slave so we can play with any one ;)

Men are jealous when your other Male friends come over.

Men clean it when we leave things all over the floor they are fast learner.

Men are fine with excess body hair... ;)

Men are on their toe when we take them out without leash and choker chains our eyes are good enough to show them direction.

Man leave toilet seat up, but they have good brain then dog so easy to teach them.

We hate when men are late... slave and servant should work for you not for other....

Any gal can get an idiot good-looking slave better than dog.

Man wants to know about every other man you have ever... they give more attention then dog to us.

Kabir god bless you with dog and me with one slave (man) ...:D




Priyanka sorry to say but nothing here makes any sense at all. :p

[Priyanka]

Rohit... You need good humor... :p

Metos khaa deemak ki bati jalaa ..:D

People here already understand what I mean

Kabir god bless you with dog and me with one slave (man)....;)

[sunilkumar]

One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if she does a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Angel" would come to her in her dreams & give her 3 boons (Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.

Now it was a day for "Angel" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really an "Angel" comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them.

Angel: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask anything you like, but there is one condition.

Girl: Condition!, what is that?

Angel: You have a boy-friend?

Girl: Yes.

Angel: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didn't know anything about boon and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed, then proceed for the 1 st boon.

Girl: (After thinking for some time ...): Yes, I am ready.

Girl: 1st, make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the world.

Angel: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.

Girl: It's OK.

Angel: Be as you wish!

Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl in the world. Angel: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome boy in the world.

Girl: It's OK.

Angel: Be as you wish.

Angel: Now the last boon remains.

Girl: O Angel, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.

Angel: What? Are you sure!

Girl: Yes. Very sure!

Angel: Be as you wish.

Think friends, what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world's most beautiful girl and the richest one, too.

Moral of the story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more intelligent than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys!

Now, girls please stop reading ... boys you can read...

Dear boys, dont worry, actually what happened is something different than what you all think! Actually,the girl's boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl, being world's richest and the most handsome boy.

Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much intelligent than what we believe them to be. So dont worry if you think that you have girl-friend, intelligent than you.

Hey....I told u girls not to read... Pinky.. want to kill me ... :D he he he

[Omni]

ha ha ha good stuff, funny lol!!!!

[MollieSharma]

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too "icky".

Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"

One mood, ALL the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You can kill your own food.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.

You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking: "He must be mad at me."

You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

All in All...
It's GREAT Being a Man!!

[MollieSharma]

In emegencies,natural disasters or disasters in general we are Rescued or evcuated FIRST.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

Taxis stop for us.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.

We sit down to pee

No one passes out when we take our shoes

You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper

You can quickly end any fight by crying

You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay

You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay

You know The Truth about whether size matters. :D


It's GREAT to be a woman

[grace]

the never stop topic~~~

[Priyanka]

A man said to his wife one day,
"I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time".

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you.

Forget it guys.... You can't win. ..:p

[indian lady]

Girles office and boys office:

[rohit khaitan]

Nice pics Indian lady. Looks like one person was working real hard at his desk. While the other one was too lazy to ever touch anything on her desk.:)

[indian lady]

You are wrong dear.

Girls r not lazy , they can't work in mess, otherwise boys like wroking in such offices..... just to show that they r hardworking .....I'm sure ur office isn't like that dear rohit

[indian lady]

Boys love girls for three reasons,
- perfume , good look & good face

[Cyphor]

Boys love girls for three reasons,
- perfume , good look & good face

Oh, is that all really ? :p

[vk.net]

Bt fu do expect more than that for gurls that is loyalty...:)