English makes the world go round.

[baboons_in_the_night]

I am informed these are real signs in English put up by innocents abroad.
The odd one is worth a titter.



In a Belgrade elevator: To move the cabin, push button for
wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each
one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then
going alphabetically by national order.

A doctor's office in Rome: Specialist in women and other
diseases.

On a menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid
red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger;
roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the
country people's fashion.

A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire: If you are
unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window.

Ad for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride your
own ass?

In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven
tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

A temple in Bangkok: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a
foreigner if dressed like a man.

Car rental brochure in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave
in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first,
but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with
vigor.

:rolleyes:

[nameeta]

:D Good one

[Gigabytee]

Hahahahahaha

[No Username]

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???.....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn
upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after
heating."
(..and you thought????....)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness..."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use
only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet,
eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
:) :p ;)

[nameeta]

This is great.We always read things like this and they are really a piece of joke on human mankind.

[asks_alot]

My dad and I were on a ferris weel and it said on the door do not exit when in air

[nameeta]

Maybe someone had tried it.So they thought better to write it.

[baboons_in_the_night]

Hi nameeta,where you been?