international political humour

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UNITED NATIONS

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant. In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant. In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant. In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant. In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant. And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

[miqsh]

typically true!!!

[India1989]

hahaha that is very funny. I liked it. so you see miqsh be an honest guy please. look at me. Don't you think i am so honest.

[miqsh]

what a fib u are!! u think urself honest. i would rather cut myself than agree.

[India1989]

go ahead and cut yourself. Why don't you. I want to see you cut yourself tomorow at school.

[miqsh]

that shows that u are not honest at all. that is just to make u agree about ur dishonesty indirectly

[India1989]

wow miqsh. what is there in the line to prove that i am dishonest. Please miqsh stop fighting all the time. Stop it. At one time you talk about peace and now you are fighting. Seriously stop fighting.