usha
12-16-2004, 11:26 AM
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped
down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now
do you know why his
father didn't punish him?"
L-Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in
his hand."
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L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy
then?
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are
wearing, one is green
and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got
another pair of the same
at home.
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating
a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?
L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people
are no longer interested?
L-Johnny : A teacher
down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now
do you know why his
father didn't punish him?"
L-Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in
his hand."
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L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy
then?
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are
wearing, one is green
and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got
another pair of the same
at home.
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating
a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?
L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people
are no longer interested?
L-Johnny : A teacher