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Old 06-19-2007, 02:10 PM
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Default Vey funny santa singh jokes!!!

This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward where Patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.

So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves
What the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........
Just when the! Clock struck 11...

And then......




then.....



















then........






Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner.

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Old 06-19-2007, 03:23 PM
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Old 06-19-2007, 03:58 PM
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Hi,
This was really a very good joke.Can you post some more links to see the jokes.Also please post some very funny jokes so that we can't stop laughing.......

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Old 01-25-2008, 11:58 PM
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What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).


How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.


Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.


Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday

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Old 02-11-2008, 02:55 PM
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One times Santa said to banta that my ear operation is successful,

Banta thanks to god , oh good i am thank full to you, you are clear my headache ,thanksssssssssss god.

After Some Times
Banta said to santa that, Santa What is time by your Watch
And
Santa's Answer is Today is 11th Feb 2008

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