John decides to paint the toilet seat one morning while his wife is away. The job done, he headed to the kitchen to raid the refrigerator. Mary, his wife, came home sooner than expected, and needing to visit the bathroom, sits down and gets the toilet seat stuck to her rear. In a panic, Mary shouts for John to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat to cover the stuck seat, and off they go. When they get to the doctor's office, John lifts his wife's coat to show their pittiable predicament. John asked, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?" "Well, yes," the doctor admitted. "But never framed."