Husband And Wife
 
Husband And Wife
 
Created by gill

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Description

The husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack. "Please dear, I need help." she said.
The husband ran off saying "I'll go get some help." A little while later he returned, picked up his club and began to line up his shot on the green.
His wife, on the ground, raised up her head and said, "I may be dying and you're putting?"
"Don't worry, dear. I found a doctor on the second hole. He said he will come and help you."
"The second hole??? When in the world is he coming???"
"I told you not to worry," he said, practicing stroking his putt.... "Everyone's already agreed to let him play through."


Contact Information
Contact name - gill
Type - One Liner
Content - Clean
Added On - 15-Jul-2002
Joke ID - 195

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