One day, Santa Singh is riding in an elevator in a very lavish high rise building, when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to Santa and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, Rs. 9000/- for 30 gram!"
Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to Santa saying, "Chanel No. 5, Rs.16000/- for 30gram!"
About three floors later, Santa has reached his destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before he leaves, he looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and gets air out and says, "Channa - Rs.10/- for 300 gram!".