On the return of the Indian contingent from the Olympics games from Athens. The press reporters met and the following questions were asked to the IndianHead of the delegation.....

Q 1. What did you gain from the Athens Olympics?
We learnt a lot.

Q 2. What are your plans for the Beijing Olympics?
We will learn more.

Q 3. Name one single major cause for India not winning medals?
Not even a single Sardar in any panel of judges.

Q 4. Whom will you blame for our bad performance?
The Media. You guys do not cover us as yo do for Cricketers.

Q 5. Any suggestions for improving the games?
Yes. Need more ethnic Indian food in the Olympic village.

Q 6. What do you think of the lone silver medal in Shooting?
It was an unintentional mistake!!!! The team members did a crude joke on the shooter the night before the competition. They told him Paki soldiers are hiding behind the target. And he went berserk...Rest is History.