Hilarious online Matrimonial advertisements:

Wild type:


"I'm a wild lifer working for wild animals, including snakes. My partner should have understanding capacity. He should respect me and my profession. I want my own space and place in life."


Scooter mania:


"She plays guitar and is fond of cooking. The girl knows swimming, cycling, drives cars and all types of scooters."


Haunted mansion:


"A 20th century girl yet with roots firm in a cultural background. Being an all rounder expects the same from spouse."


Terms and conditions:


"I am a down to earth person and wish to carry on my profession. I would like someone from the medical line or one with a non-transferable job."


Newton's law of cooling:


"I believes in God. I'm very simple girl but very loyal and believes loyalty is the best way to heart. Sometimes I get angry but it cools down fast."


Various forms of life:


"Family is small. But they have a huge extended family in the form of uncles, aunts, cousins, nieces, nephews etc. etc."


Amazing sense:


"I think I cannot describe myself in a few words . To begin with
I think my greatest asset is my common sense which I think is a must
in nowadays. My partner should be more or less like my friend."


Cultural Remix:


"Our stunningly beautiful daughter has an outgoing down-to-earth personality. She mixes the western culture with existing family values. She played basketball in high school and soccer for 4 years. Mother retired. Of course retirement became boring so now she works for a national company."


Multi-faceted personality:


"There are many qualities in me good as well as little bad. If I write every quality you might get bored. So, I am ending here. If you feel interested and like to know more about me, do contact me."


Bhago....bhago... :


"Well from my profile name one can easily guess my name. I'm one of the twins, who is my bro. I was into marketing, now I'm into regulatory affairs."


Strange hobbies:


"Always crazy 4 food, fashion, shopping. My other interests are social work, fitness, beauty and gynecology."


Defense Ministry:


"Affectionate, homely, high with moral fabric, brought up in value based military background."