A Blonde, a Redhead and a Brunette go into a bar. The bartender tells them there is a magic mirror in the ladies room, if you say one true thing you will recieve the desire of your heart, but if you tell a lie you will be sucked into the mirror forever.
The Redhead walks in and says, 'I think I am the most intelligent woman here' and *poof* a million dollars falls in her hands.
The Brunette walks in and says, 'I think I am the most beautiful woman here' and *poof* the keys to a Mustang fall into her hands.
Next the Blonde walks in and says, 'I think...' and *poof* she disappears into the mirror forever.