"3 good manners of male penis.|
1)Courteous-it stands before performing.
2)Emotional-it cries during the performance.
3)Polite-it bows down after the performance."
"Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts,
than I can always look at them.
Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis,
I will have it enlarged."
a blonde walks into a pizza shop and orders a pizza,
the pizza guy says "do you want it cut into 6 or 8?"
the blonde replys "6 please im not that hungry!
"What do u call a blonde hiding in a closet???
The 1987 world Hide and seek champion.
"I worte your name in the sand but it got washed away,
i wrote your name in the sky but it got blew away,
i wrote your name in my heart where it will stay...